First, don’t let her drink. When she does, use the fireman’s carry.
Second, be prepared to go to jail
third, Don’t expect a lot of help from her dad.
fourth, whatever you think is going to happen next, you’re wrong.
fifth, when her feet hurt, exchange shoes with her.
sixth, learn to say the following phrase over and over again to your self “It’s all part of the charm.”
seventh, on your 33rd day together, bring her a single rose. Give it to her in her recital class.
eighth, if she says she’s going to kill you, don’t assume it’s a metaphor.
ninth, she likes to write, encourage her.
and lastly, your time with her will be the happiest you ever were in your life. Enjoy every second.
